Generation Goblin

Ep. 5 - Joaquin Phoenix's Special Stand-Up

Instead of a traditional episode description, we would like to instead extend our sincerest apologies to Mr. Phoenix, Mr. King, Mr. Christ, and Mr. Jobs. We're really sorry for everything we said. That was totally our bad.

Ep. 4: Generation Goblin: Dark Mode

We recorded this episode with the lights off and a hurricane outside, lending it an inherently evil energy. Even we can't tell you what's inside this twisted Pandora's box. Jokes, probably.

Ep. 3 - Maybe This One

Hey, we figured it out! Listen to this one. It's pretty good, by our standards. We uncover the truth of Van Gogh's so-called "Starry" "Night." Nice try, Dutch boy! (Hint: ghost-orbs???)

Ep. 2 - Not This One Either

This is our second time podcasting. We're better at it! We say more swear words in this one, though. That probably won't last. We're like 12-year-olds who just discovered swearing. Again, see title.

Ep. 1 - Don't Listen to This One First

This is our first time podcasting, and you can definitely tell. See title above.